Wedding
Sentimental
<rapidograph> Let the ceremony between MegMcMuffin and wazzdakka now proceed
<rapidograph> We are gathered here in the sight of your friends to join together this couple in holy cybermatrimony.
<rapidograph> Your love of this site is an example for your devotion, and you are not left without guidance concerning the meaning of that love because we know that you love the internet and the internet loves you back.
<rapidograph> Remember that love is patient and kind, knows no jealousy, gives itself no false airs or false pride as long as you have a good highspeed connection.
<rapidograph> Never irritated, never resentful, love is neither glad when others go wrong or become hurt. Love is guided by goodness, always eager to believe the best, always hopeful.
<rapidograph> Remember, anything beautiful that you have, came from this site. In the beginning, the internet gave us our free will and our identity to walk this site we call deviantART.
<rapidograph> Don't ever try to change each other, because if you do, you will lose exactly what you fell in love with.
<rapidograph> May your servers never crash and may you never give each other a virus as you swap files.
<rapidograph> So, each day try to find one more thing that is beautiful in your mate, and each day know that the next day will be more beautiful than the one before.
<rapidograph> As long as you are doing this, you are seeking beauty, joy, love and pirated software in each other.
<rapidograph> Before we get started, I wish to ask the room if anyone here objects to this union... if so, chat now or forever hold your peace.
<MegMcMuffin>:I, MegMcMuffin, take you, wazzdakka, to be my dAwfully wedded husband. To snuggle and make fun of, in richness and health, so long as you stay attractive.
<MegMcMuffin>:If it weren't for you, I'd just be a weird girl who talked to her cats and laughed hysterically in bed alone. But because you're there laughing about zombies and Raptor Jesus with me, it means I'm in love. Thank you for putting up with me and only ignoring me when you know it's not important.
<wazzdakka>:I, Chris, take you, Meg, to be my dA wife, my flaming partner in the forums, my fellow hater of almost all children, and my chosen person with whom I can converse solely with 4chan memes and lolcat captions.
<wazzdakka>:In the presence of these dA people, a bunch of strangers we've never met, Misha, and both Raptor Jesus and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner in sickness and, well pretty much just sickness given the two of us, in good times and in the hilariously bad, and in both regular joy and the special joy we get by making fun of stupid people at restaurants.
<wazzdakka>:I give you my hand, my heart, and my love, from this day forward until the point at which I am declared legally insane and start roving the world as a professional Zombie Hunter.
<rapidograph> Okay then... Please bring the imaginary rings forward
<rapidograph> wazzdakka, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.
<MegMcMuffin>wazzdakka, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.
<wazzdakka>I wazzdakka, take you MegMcMuffin, to be my online partner
<rapidograph> MegMcMuffin, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in
<wazzdakka>MegMcMuffin, You are my best friend. Today I give myself to you in e-marriage. I promise to encourage and inspire you, to laugh with you, and to comfort you in times of sorrow and struggle.
<rapidograph> But it also will take trust - to know in your hearts you want the best for each other.
<rapidograph> It will take dedication - to stay open to one another; to learn and to grow together even when this is not always so easy to do.
<rapidograph> It will take faith - to always be willing to go forward to tomorrow, never really knowing what tomorrow will bring.
<rapidograph> And it will take commitment - to hold true to this journey you both now pledge to share together.
<rapidograph> wazzdakka and MegMcMuffin, in so much as the two of you have agreed to share a place in your hearts in chatroom matrimony, have promised your love for each other by these vows, I now declare you to be online sweethearts. You may now glomp hump kiss or do whatever feels good at this time.
<wazzdakka>MegMcMuffin:
<MegMcMuffin>wazzdakka:
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<rapidograph> congrats to MegMcMuffin and wazzdakka, 15 minutes of chatroom humiliation have brought them so much closer together
Devious Comments
I didn't catch the whole thing in real time, thanks to work
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"See, sex and magic have a lot in common. They're both mysterious and spiritual, involve going through an occasional trap door, and, in my case, are always performed for a live audience."
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Philosophy Nerd
But sooo touching
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"It's a fine line between a nipple ring and a detonation pin on a boob grenade." -Stephen Colbert
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"It's a fine line between a nipple ring and a detonation pin on a boob grenade." -Stephen Colbert
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"See, sex and magic have a lot in common. They're both mysterious and spiritual, involve going through an occasional trap door, and, in my case, are always performed for a live audience."
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"It's a fine line between a nipple ring and a detonation pin on a boob grenade." -Stephen Colbert
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"It's a fine line between a nipple ring and a detonation pin on a boob grenade." -Stephen Colbert
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