I found my dress I'd share it with you all, but then he would see. We can't have that.

Also, making invitations is a pain in the ass. But I figured it out and I'm making them for about $.85 per invitation, including postage. So that's damn good.

If you want an invitation let me know. I will need your mailing address

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